There is a reason behind everything - like the recommended age displayed prominently in toy boxes. I know this now because we got pogiboy an Optimus Prime toy for Christmas. The box read "12 yrs+," I suppose because it had rotating and detachable parts. Plus the skills required to transform Optimus into a "Tee"* was rated "Advanced." But we figured, why not? A toy is a toy. Malik can be taught not to tug at Optimus' arms...It's a Go.
We were wrong. Fast forward to a month later and this is what we're left with -